before i go off.. true story from my sister's office in
Melbourne..
one guy, bored outta his brains, decided to call the suicide help
line...
he called up and guess what? he was transferred to some kinda call
centre in Pakistan!
the help line was outsourced!!
so, this guy (remember, he's bored outta his brains) decides to
complain that he was going to end it all because his whole unit was
outsourced to a Pakistani company 
but here comes the chilling thing... the Pakistani helpline fella
asked him if he could fly a plane....
that freaked him out so much he hung up... 
